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I was standing in the kitchen five minutes ago, fixing myself an artichoke heart and tomato salad (not particularly tasty, but filling), when the motion sensor light on the back porch went on.
And do you know what set it off?
A gigantic tree roach.
That’s right. It was big enough to TRIP THE MOTION SENSOR.
I will be calling Aztec Organic Pest Control tomorrow.